Collision 28

This is my segment were I write about Pokemon that look, how can I put this, STUPID or there’s no creativity behind them.  Some look cool were there’s no surprise when you see them being used. Others are ugly and pointless ones that don’t get used because they have no good moves or they hurt the eyes when you see them (that’s how ugly they are). Or some people have bad taste in Pokemon and they like using them even when they have no good moves.  Every week I’ll “try” to write about three Pokemon that will you know. Here’s the first three that really get me.

 Ambipom- This Pokemon is a purple monkey that has two cow breast as tails. 1, it’s not creative putting cow tits on a monkey especially when it doesn’t produce milk… well maybe it does but i bet its banana milk shake. Can you imagine this Pokemon titty slapping Pokemon around for a win. I’m going to put this as  stupid creativity. 

Staraptor- This is a Pokemon that emo trainers will LOVE!!!…It’s a pigeon with emo hair. I bet you this Pokemon’s Ability is defence increases when it receives damage. I’m sorry it’s a depressing Pokemon to see I’m going to cut my self now:( I’m putting this Pokemon as the creator was depress when he created this bad creation.

Floatzel- This is a Pokemon that is maid for the water but I don’t know what the purpose is have a floatation devices on his neck going all around his back, like whats the point of that? It can swim but it needs floaters… who wants a Pokemon who needs floaters during battle. That shows how weak this Pokemon is. I’m give this Pokemon a bucket of cement on its feet so he can drown like a clown.

well that’s all my rant for now I’ll bring three more Pokemon in a few days.

this is DJ logging out “PEACE”